Monopolistic claims to constellated starstruck legend, find themselves creatively trust-busted in Kirsten Carthew's wild Polaris.
Friday, December 29, 2023
Polaris
Wednesday, December 27, 2023
The Croods
Ancient times, as one oft referenced environmental epoch matriculately metastasizes into another, a family left endeavouring to sensationally survive within, as massive earthquakes and catastrophic rock slides cataclysmically converge to destroy their oldest school cave dwelling, they flee together as one, always bearing in mind their familial solidarity.
Change is definitively critiqued and infuriatingly avoided by the Croods, who have bluntly outlasted their fellow citizens through courageous pluck and dynastic brawn.
But their eldest daughter (Emma Stone as Eep) seeks challenge and novelty and starts striking out from their cave on her own, accidentally meeting an inventive beau (Ryan Reynolds as Guy) who lives independently within the harsh lands.
They become further acquainted after her family departs for the unknown realm, where father Grug's (Nicolas Cage) dependable hunting skills have no time to adapt to the mysterious wonders.
Used to being the unparalleled patriarch he must suddenly intuit a secondary role, Borg implants still millions of years off, frustration and anger therefore materializing.
Yet landscape shifts and paradigmatic upheavals expediently necessitate hierarchical improvisation.
His family still relying on his strength.
As their world crashes in all around them.
I'm not sure how we evolved or multivariably mutated over the course of millions of years, even if sci-fi suggests we emerged from practical interactive interminglings.
Thus, humanoids from another planet who had thoroughly destroyed their world, crash-landed on ours thinking survival would be simple considering their vast hospitable technologies.
But arriving somewhere lacking the infrastructure to even produce a nail or screw, they soon found themselves at the mercy of local populations who already knew how to formidably survive.
Some resisted the acculturation and sought to remain pure and independent (the Malfoys), while many others realized the benefits of interspecial co-habitation and set about cultivating their mutual prosperity (the Potters).
Hence, to this postmodern day a mix of the caveperson and the alien still resides, within every culture across the land, producing a wide mix of compelling variety.
And the ancient puritan incestuous impulses still blindly guide at other times as well, even millions of restitutive years later the same fear of change and innovation flourishing.
Nevertheless, somewhere hidden upon the globe lies the ancient remains of those original spacecrafts!
Could they be the first cohesive multicultural evidence?
Still collaboratively resonating to this very day!
Tuesday, December 26, 2023
Peter Rabbit 2: The Runaway
While wildly profiting off the old Beatrix Potter tales, Peter Rabbit 2 takes shots at the publishing industry, as it innocently explores the urban/rural divide, and wholesomely promotes ye olde school traditional family.
Friday, December 22, 2023
The Secret Life of Pets
The Secret Life of Pets hypothetically explores the vast intricate networks forged by animate beasties while their owners labour.
Wednesday, December 20, 2023
The Nine Lives of Christmas
As Christmas rapidly approaches, a local firefighter festively complains, for having to take part in a photo shoot, he likes helping out, but it's not his thing (Brandon Routh).
Tuesday, December 19, 2023
Family Switch
The title's misleading.
Friday, December 15, 2023
Sing
I always marvel at how tolerant my parents were regarding my singing when I was younger.
Wednesday, December 13, 2023
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: The Movie
While the bona fide uncompromising authentic origin tale remains unknown, annual hypotheses loosely based on fact swashbucklingly revitalize widespread interest, the diverse ways in which compelling details vividly transform from one story to the next, festively salute constellated mutation throughout mysterious epic skyways.
Tuesday, December 12, 2023
Bullet Train
What a strange film.
Friday, December 8, 2023
Creed III
Adonis Creed's (Michael B. Jordan) life moves on as he embraces family and responsibility, playing a more active managerial role after having given up professional fighting.
Thursday, December 7, 2023
Cane Toads: The Conquest
The old invasive species tale creatively told once and again, this time a' flourishin' down under, with a fresh democratic imaginative take.
Wednesday, December 6, 2023
The Holiday Calendar
A creative photographer does the legwork for an unimaginative yet reliable small business, earning enough scrilla to keep up her apartment while her well-meaning family asks tough questions (Kat Graham).
Tuesday, December 5, 2023
Au hasard Balthazar (Balthazar)
Bold childhood declarations subliminally etched and ethereally nurtured, as time passes piecemeal and peaceful borderline pasteurized enigmatic shades.
Friday, December 1, 2023
New Rose Hotel
I've never really understood the allure of pursuing high stakes crime. Most related films make it clear that should you reach 50 having embraced such a life, you're remarkably fortunate if you're not locked up and still have a small army of troops protecting you. It's not passing before reaching old age that's disconcerting it's living while constantly worrying about outwitting your adversaries. That must grow tiresome after awhile. But I suppose the work may be more exciting.