The sensational appeal of easy money can't be ignored by local entertainers, hellbent on avoiding the grind through clever artifice and dissimulation.
Tuesday, April 28, 2026
Denouemental
Friday, April 10, 2026
Fluxurious
Tuesday, April 7, 2026
Schizopolis
The _________ had made the Stanley Cup Finals again and people throughout the country were pumped. I was hoping they would pick up the underdog win and heavily cheered in their traditional favour. A friend texted one day with a question about their chances, but before I could answer I saw a turtle on the road. I picked the turtle up and helped him or her cross to the other side. But upon reaching the safe embankment, it turned around and scampered back whence he had come. I couldn't text my friend and state that this sign likely meant that ___________ was going to lose the series, I could only hope and pray I was wrong. Fortunately, I never told anyone about the prophetic turtle. It made things much easier when __________ lost and people were fuming mad.
Friday, March 27, 2026
Cheminstrel
Tuesday, March 17, 2026
Synthesizer
Travelling for ages stranded in space the home world reduced to smouldering ruin, industrious progress warlike ambition scientific miscalculation environmental crisis.
Friday, February 13, 2026
Celluloid
Exotic alternative featherwing fathom
gargoilic flight itinerant strand,
innocuous stride jaded carcajewel
evergreen bowrider enveloped song.
Candid seclusion orcaestral cloister
aesthetic shroud velveteen verse,
enlivening shrug joyous sashay
delicate warmth elusive jive.
Florentine refresh expedient spine
carmellow marshel floral elegance,
latent liaison subconscious swarm
meteeyore mingle preposterous gala.
Mulletiquette merge bourgeois rebellion
insincere duty jitterbug vibe,
inarticulate vicar amorphous swathe
imperceptible stave sheer instability.
Corresponding bloom interactive jam
swaggregatorial watershed wriggle,
comatoastie hyphen weathervanguardian
exclamatartarso baleinear.
Frivolous foray bootcamp blazer
acrylic scripture limestone blues,
emblazoned barnacle suffrage surge
flagship frugality lunar eclipse.
Flantrepreneurial blithe cherubim
chillaxed cupidity fletching flex,
beeswax brethren strident hive
honeycombrackenrig elixir distilled.
Breathtaking ballast temperamental shrill
awkward improvisation serumdipitous salsa,
by the light of the moon quixotic tenure
fanciful frequencies chill affinity.
Industrious vision resourceful acuity
cynosure sideline molecular 'moji,
maneuvering magpie acritical crux
aloof quintessentials brittle substance.
Wholesome weetabixby homely incandescence
cherished camaraderie curious fold,
coordinates clashing sly dissimulation
mystical conjuring mercurial clips.
Visual inertia ballpoint pendulum
chime illusion rustic clay,
vehicular speed resilient caution
baroque flow swift currentbun.
Scrutable swishnet legible squire
victual varmint dormant chant,
taciturnabout clam androgynous boulang'
satchel neutrino gossamer globe.
A special time of year.
Romantic.
Chill.
Friday, February 6, 2026
Equinox Flower
Docile diminutive barren lotion
studious encouragement insipid lounging,
sheer dedication bedouin brow
prosperous journey windswept stealth.
Falcon festoon petrified viaduct
vital tradition newfound trajectories,
versatile threshold fecund elaboration
hybrid harangue embroidered conniption.
Derelict diminuendo indignant stampede
cozy caprice byzantine verse,
shutterbug 'slaw coca-bifocola
lumberton lunette fiesty gargantuan.
Intellect industry cerebral artistry
ludicrous variance spiritual rhythm,
sacre bluebellrung piccolo plasma
fisher fiesta mink arug'.
Doting disintegrate vaporous swirl
steam-engine whistle fluid cascade,
disarming allegiance earnest distraction
vacant obscurity wholesome void.
Nautical nebulae veline vedette
laidback seclusion storefront stroll,
intuitive browse discerning homage
clandestine collage emotive fuel.
Heralded harken kraken cadre
zodiak zephyr tenacious teddy,
spontaneous sharing gushing glare
erudite script fervid eccentricity.
Rigid resilience lithe determinacy
opaque shadow furtive blush,
conception pillar plush exhibition
indicative throb shimmering sheath.
Glib infatuation harnessed extraction
unbridled feather carefree flakes,
recalcitrant meadow recrudescent glade
contumelious dell frenetic afield.
Enigmatic instinct tempestuous glob
globular glisten deciduous dew,
frosty discrepancy drifting dalliance
rustling reverie sojourn breeze.
Flip hibernation transient torpor
eclectic dream impassioned variables,
slumbering forest cavernous mountains
blithe somnambulism joyous fragility.
Why do some animals sleep throughout the winter while others struggle to find food?
Was it through the defiance of a jaded divinity?
Or as the climate shifted, did they simply not move away?
Feel bad for local deer anyway.
They be strugglin'.
Big time.
Friday, January 30, 2026
Good Morning
Dashing undulation conundrum vibration distinct deconstruction anomalous motif, excessive earthenware tropical seclusion haphazard happenstance lithe resuscitation.
Friday, January 23, 2026
The Italian Straw Hat
Acoustic consumption fiddlestick fuse emulsive disjunction stratified gruel, morning dove dojo crisp elasticity wandering wince enticed twinkle.
Tuesday, September 16, 2025
Shadows
Reflexive reckoning attuned impulse acrylic observation succinct insight, unleashed imagination daylight denizens nocturnal novices piecemeal grain.
Tuesday, September 2, 2025
Mirror
Linear lexicon austere diagonal summative symmetry dreamlike dactylling, chatterboxspringboard indolent bygone somnolent vigil indisposed surplus.
Tuesday, July 15, 2025
Gypsy 83
Bucolic fashions habitually annoy Gypsy Vale as she randomly fluctuates, moving more style to quip to inspiration as concrete dissonance mundanely obscures.
Tuesday, May 6, 2025
Major League
The atypical gathering of eclectic characters subliminally motivating awestruck change, through random fluid mismatched architectures cohesively drawn and effervescently flexible.
Tuesday, April 29, 2025
Midnight Run
A mischievous moneyman suddenly flees with 15 million in cold hard cash, his life in serious objective danger as he's hunted by the mob.
Tuesday, March 25, 2025
La Ronde
Consistency and balance, an irregular routine effectively embracing artistic showcases, athletic endeavours proactively brokering a solid foundation of limitless trust.
Friday, March 21, 2025
Ashes & Diamonds
With the joyous end of World War II comes further political conflict to Poland, as opposing ideological viewpoints daringly clash in the chaotic foreground.