It often seems like the jaded objective concrete materialistic obsession, is a feature of contemporary times which didn't exist in bygone days.
Thursday, December 4, 2025
Miracle on 34th Street
Friday, August 29, 2025
Young Guns
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Tuesday, May 6, 2025
Major League
The atypical gathering of eclectic characters subliminally motivating awestruck change, through random fluid mismatched architectures cohesively drawn and effervescently flexible.
Friday, April 25, 2025
Yearning
*Spolier Alert
A dedicated daughter-in-law spends her life managing her new family's business, her intricate savvy and reflexive know-how having saved it from ruin during World War II.
Friday, July 5, 2024
Days of Thunder
One thing I never really got into was car racing.
Friday, November 4, 2022
Into the Deep
It was difficult to take Into the Deep seriously until a friend verified it wasn't a mockumentary, it seemed so definitively rehearsed that I had trouble believing real people were being interviewed.
Tuesday, April 5, 2022
Newsfront
Post-World War II Australia, urges to diversify held within restraints, some see labour and the left as an influential leap forward, others worry about the Stalinist labour camps.
Friday, February 18, 2022
Men with Brooms
In a fit of hopeless anguish a skip abandons his agile team, to roam the wilds of Northern Canada and Québec in a fruitless wayward daze (Paul Gross as ____ Cutter).
Friday, September 17, 2021
La planĂšte sauvage (Fantastic Planet)
Far off on a hectic planet humans (oms) are treated as undesirables, the dominant haughty traag species rather intolerant of different lifeforms.
Tuesday, May 4, 2021
Hobson's Choice
A prosperous shopkeep enjoys the comforts of gregarious bourgeois living, his agile workforce securing fresh profits, his lovely daughters managing his home (Charles Laughton as Mr. Hobson).
Tuesday, October 27, 2020
The Prestige
Professional rivalry, two up and coming magicians, each determined to present the most striking spectacle, imaginable, yet one is careless, and the other's cherished love interest passes, things taking a vicious turn in the aftermath, as they both refuse to back down.
Friday, January 17, 2020
Ford v Ferrari
No matter what the track.
I watched a car race once one afternoon when I was 10 years old or so, while two brothers started brawling for some reason, and after 5 minutes or so it generally lost its appeal, I'm afraid I never had the desire to watch one again, cold storage, dusted away.
I like films however, so if a film about car racing is nominated for best picture at the Oscars I figured there must be something to it, something that transcends the actual racing itself, and perhaps highlights a point or two I never would have taken into account if I hadn't seen it, although I did respect car racing meanwhile, it's just something I could never get into.
Into watching.
It sounds fun, like it'd be something fun to do, not watch.
The film does a great job of demonstrating how much thought goes into winning such races, the coveted expertise possessed by precious few aficionados, who take the time to actively pursue their passion without thinking much about reward, the love of the game drives them, and it's impressive how much they know.
Honestly, seeing a company that was as big as Ford at the time take on a much smaller company that was going out of business (Ferrari) didn't appeal to me much, it's like the company that already has everything backed up by unlimited resources competing against a devout artist, who's passionately spent everything in the pursuit of something breathtaking and unique.
It's super American.
I didn't care for that aspect of the story much, but since Ford had the reputation for making less specialized cars and wanted to prove they could do something unique, I appreciated the improbability of the challenge, which would have seemed more profound without the wealth.
The incredible wealth.
But the team Ford assembles isn't rich, it's composed of hands on struggling independent artists who thoroughly understand their craft, and the film excels as they bat heads with bland executives, whose knowledge is much more concerned with spectacle (they think more about what to do if they've won as opposed to how to actually go about winning).
For some domains, a large bureaucracy functions well, ensuring the delivery of various services for vastly different markets, the inherent intricacies and size of which require multiple levels of thought, positions occupied by workers familiar with the terrain, and the flexibility to calmly deal with manifold contingencies.
If you're trying to win a race, however, if you're doing something highly specific for an individualistic set of circumstances, and there aren't multiple levels of thought, there are just a couple of highly skilled professionals who have the knowledge to get the job done, who in fact know what they're doing, and are making the most relevant observations, like Carroll Shelby (Matt Damon) and Ken Miles (Christian Bale) in Ford v Ferrari, then, as Carroll and Ken mention in the film, the bureaucracy can get in the way, and make simple decisions that need to be made absurdly complex, the absurd complexities making the practical goal unachievable, keep it simple, keep it practical and hands on.
If you want to do something bureaucracy can be frustrating because you have to wait so long for approval to do the simplest things.
Not so much in politics where it's important to think about the impacts of what you're doing.
But if you like the bureaucratic ebb and flow, I suppose the argument itself is somewhat compelling.
The film is somewhat direct and easy to follow, no nonsense is the phrase writers employ in writing such a narrative I imagine, everything has a traditional relevant point, and it presents a thoughtful situation full of risk, trial, error, reward.
It's the kind of light film pretending to be tough that makes a positive impact, if you don't think about it too much, if you just sit back and take it in.
It would have been cool if the impact the experimental nature of race car driving makes on domestic automobile manufacture had been briefly explored.
And it hadn't been so massive, so Goliath.
A generalized examination of a complex phenomenon.
Nice to see Jon Bernthal (Lee Iacocca) with a larger role.
Friday, April 12, 2019
The Hummingbird Project
The improbabilities surrounding Vincent (Jesse Eisenberg) and Anton's (Alexander SkarsgÄrd) attempts to drill a thousand-mile tunnel between the New York Stock Exchange and Kansas, within which they plan to lay fibre-optic cable that will outperform their former employer's minions, are astounding and truly incredible, especially considering Anton has yet to figure out how to save the plutocratic millisecond, and mountains, malcontents, miscues, and maladies lie mischievously waiting, before they ecstatically break ground.
The confidence required to move forward with such a plan is mind-boggling to say the least, yet Vincent's undaunted and inspiring enthusiasm still persuades financial managers to invest.
Mark Vega (Michael Mando) and many others sign on to build the tunnel, their subterranean expertise as lively as their adventurous spirits.
But Eva Torres (Salma Hayek) unleashes pure fury after Anton quits, and boldly sets about to ignominiously destroy him.
With vast resources at her enraged disposal, and an alternative theory which Anton disputed, she sets out with devoted crews, to disenchant his blind flexible resolution.
It's as if Kim Nguyen's Hummingbird Project takes ludicrous Marvel heroics, rationally exclaimed in their own fantastic realm, and practically applies them to the world at large, a more fragile world wherein which failure is a possibility, superpowers are strictly relative, you do have to consult people, and the opposition isn't quite so evil.
Most of the time.
In fact, Anton and Vincent were doing rather well when they worked for Torres, not millionaire well, but well enough, regardless.
Nevertheless, Vincent emphatically believes in his enviable idea as if he possesses bold superpowers, and willfully embraces godlike responsibility with the daring conceit of courageous miracle.
It's a solid film, complete with the coolest chase scene I've seen in a while, and it wouldn't have been nearly as chill if Vincent had been questioned more critically in the beginning, if doubts had disabled his radical undertaking.
Legalistic and tunnelling superheroics combatively abound within, with no sincere guarantees, no legends, no magic, no assurance.
Cultivating the great beyond.
Great cast.
Realistic enough.
Friday, November 16, 2018
First Man
Would I like to travel to space?
Yes.
Would I like to explore space?
Yes.
Would I like to meet alien lifeforms?
Yes.
Do I wish extraterrestrial animals were featured more prominently on Star Trek?
Definitely yes.
It seems like an awfully expensive trip though, and since money hasn't been replaced as it has on Star Trek, in the Federation anyway, I would rather see trillions of dollars used to clean up the oceans, and feed the world's poor, and promote birth control worldwide, and proactively fight climate change.
Given the current state of the geopolitical scene, I unfortunately can't see any of those things happening soon, or at least until a cataclysmic environmental disaster dismally shakes things up.
I imagine if there was a God, and he or she did return, her or his first act would be to force us to clean up the planet.
While spending most of his or her time chillin' with dolphins.
However, I suppose if that happened the religious right would try to kill God.
Instead of just recycling things, consuming less, embracing flex-time, and marketing disposable containers.
I think I got that idea from South Park.
The science of space travel, the practical theoretical brilliance of the mathematicians, engineers, scientists, and technicians who managed to land a space craft on the moon, is still compelling nevertheless, perhaps the most risky unparalleled ingenious voyage ever hypothesized, even more important than whatever Donald Trump had for breakfast today, which I'm sure will intrigue historians and political scientists for upcoming untold millennia.
First Man doesn't focus on the math though, choosing rather to intently examine the brave astronauts who risked their lives to pioneer space travel, and they really did risk their lives when you consider how experimental the space program was, and rushed, incredibly brilliant no doubt, but still experimental and rushed, would you like to fly this ship we just made and aren't really sure about, not across the ocean, but into the stars themselves, and courageously embrace eternity with the fleeting awe of starstruck munificence?
True daring.
Yes.
It's a sure and steady meaningful account of the Armstrongs, beginning with the tragic death of their first daughter, and ending after Neil (Ryan Gosling) lands on the moon.
Mr. Armstrong is presented as an introverted somewhat cold yet loving man who lost a lot after Karen (Lucy Stafford) passed, but still remained a hard-working devoted husband.
Janet Armstrong (Claire Foy) struggles with the realities of being an astronaut's wife, when so many husbands aren't coming home, and the film reasonably showcases her frustrations at the rare moments when she presents them, her logical suggestions embraced by her husband, as the two practically exemplify self-sacrificing commitment and understanding.
First Man covers a long period of time but its snapshots are well chosen.
It's not overflowing with emotion or exclamation or patriotism, it's a much more sombre illustration of achievement that depicts determination objectively.
The events showcased within patiently generate their own significance while crafting a brave narrative that's much more familial than national.
I wouldn't have included only one black character as a voice of protest though, especially considering the resilient African Americans who worked on the space program, some of whom were poetically illuminated by Theodore Melfi's Hidden Figures, brilliant minds given deserved respect.
Nonetheless, First Man's temperate, generally formal calculus still makes you feel like you're really there, landing on the moon, taking steps in the most otherworldly of environments.
That we've visited this side of the galaxy.
I've heard Madagascar's pretty wild too.
I really felt like I was there, checking things out, wandering around, collecting samples.
I think we should clean up this planet first before heading to Mars or beyond.
I have the utmost respect for the people who risk their lives travelling to space though.
And the math that makes it all possible.
Imagine your team thought all that up and was right.
Too bad space travel's so expensive.
Although I've heard hemp can be used for just about anything.
Even to make fuel.
And it grows like a weed.
So it likely doesn't require pesticides.
Damn.
*Okay, I suppose there's room for ambiguity by writing, "rivetingly so, đ", so I took it out, to avoid confusion. In my head I thought, "wait, use the word 'rivetingly,' you rarely use that word because you think it's used too often and people will obviously understand that and know that you're being facetious, because everyone knows that's the reason why you rarely use that word." After heading out for a bit, I realized no one could possibly understand that besides me, and rushed home after my appointment to correct my error.
Friday, January 27, 2017
Hidden Figures
Red flag.
Make sure you're trying to find a new job if stuck in such a situation.
However, if you happen to be working for NASA (or have a stable professional position) and you're immersed in a reasonably wild competition with the Soviet Union to do all kinds of crazy space stuff, suppose that competition would be with China these days, and the Soviets are winning, as they are in Hidden Figures, I suppose spending some extra unpaid time at work wouldn't be that bad, if there are no available public funds to pay for the overtime, and you are capable of taking part in something vital.
In space.
Not necessarily in space, but Hidden Figures uses ye olde space race to cleverly promote congenial race relations as a matter of national integrity.
It's too bad a member from a minority group has to be Einstein-smart to break down racial barriers.
You would think common democratic decency would have done that centuries ago.
The film's solid, a feel good family friendly examination of three highly intelligent African American women that's neither too sentimental, nor too fluffy.
I love Octavia Spencer (Dorothy Vaughan).
The women boldly yet humbly challenge institutional bigotry through hard work and determination as opposed to violence to make changes in their stilted dismissive working environment.
Some cool features.
Rage and passive resistance are matrimonially engendered as Mary (Janelle MonĂĄe) and Levi Jackson (Aldis Hodge) discuss inflammatory political subjects.
She loves expressing herself yet also loves Levi so she intelligently lets him know when her boiling point has been reached before passionately pontificating with resolute clarification.
He works with his hands but is impressed with her desire to become an engineer and buys her some new pencils out of respect for her mind and the difficulties associated with her approaching studies (she becomes the first African American woman to study at a white school in Virginia).
Dorothy creatively borrows a book from the white section of her local library which she uses to remain employed as computers show up on the scene.
She learns so much that she's able to save 30 odd jobs after teaching the people working for her how to adapt, thereby making their contributions operationally essential.
She doesn't just take the money and run.
She gives back to her community.
Katherine G. Johnson (Taraji P. Henson), whose mathematical gifts intergalactically defy limitations, demonstrates why it's so important to never dismiss pieces of information that seem out of date (thereby promoting technical libraries), by using ancient knowledge to solve a contemporary puzzle, proving that sometimes inventing the new means discovering something that was contemplated thousands of years ago.
And Kevin Costner (Al Harrison) kicks ass throughout.
What a great role to play.
I'm going to watch Waterworld again.
I tried that with Alexander last winter (although I had never seen it before).
Double whoops!
I bet Waterworld's better.
Hidden Figures is a wonderful film.
Friday, January 29, 2016
Daddy's Home
Carelessly.
Since the time of cave people rivalries such as these have endured, but in the contemporary absence of sabre-toothed tigers and woolly mammoths, the biggest challenge for the reckless alpha, is patiently following smoothly polished bourgeois rules.
Being polite.
Complimenting others.
Nurturing through support.
Restraining violent impulses.
Never thinking, "this sucks."
Dusty Mayron's (Mark Wahlberg) suburban shadow Brad Whitaker (Will Ferrell) must also exercise caution by not attempting to court the exceptional, which he no doubt nevertheless tries to do, kneading knee-jerks as his outputs flounce and flail.
The A+ wild man versus A+ dependability, the disharmonious blend struggling within the uncertainty, great ideas not producing the laughs one might expect, although the virile exchanges offer constructive lessons learned.
Sara (Linda Cardellini) caught in-between.
Panda Smooth Jazz.
Griff (Hannibal Buress) adds solid ridiculous structure as his character functions as unnecessary referee, but Leo Holt (Thomas Haden Church) could have been more inappropriate in his consul.
Consul such as his could have provided even more completely unnecessary distractions from the narrative and refined raunchy and/or gluttonously verbose observations.
The kids are funny and cute, used to exaggerate the conflict as much as possible, the best part of the film.
Which struggles.
Tuesday, April 7, 2015
Unfinished Business
Underappreciated.
Dan Trunkman (Vince Vaughn) reacts harshly after his boss announces budget cuts that decrease his well-deserved salary, his hard work not seeming to count for much, which leads him to decide to start his own company, prorated with specialized exactitude.
He immediately hires a 67 year old ex-employee of the same company who was forced to retire, plus a youthful space cadet eagerly seeking his first job.
A strong team they forge.
One feature from the film that could have been developed differently was the dynamic (almost) established between Timothy McWinters (Tom Wilkinson) and Mike Pancake (Dave Franco).
You see it early on, Pancake knows next to nothing, and McWinters is an experienced bitter vet, Trunkman lying somewhere in between, and when Pancake asks McWinters for clarification, he steps in with seasoned awkward advice.
I was hoping Pancake's questions would become increasingly ridiculous and McWinters's answers increasingly inappropriate as Unfinished Business progressed, Trunkman offering chill intermediary comments, but this didn't really happen.
They're hoping to close a big deal and find themselves competing against Trunkman and McWinters's former company, in Germany, and their former boss is ahead of the game, and revelling in self-satisfied obnoxiousness.
Trunkman must child rear while negotiating the deal and this is where the film steps up, Vaughn adding a new dimension to his persona, or at least one which I've never seen him develop so well before, believably portraying a caring, loving, dad, loved the motionless fake screen freeze technique.
It doesn't detract from his parenting.
It also steps up with American Businessman 42, a work of living art, seriously comedic, informatively pranked.
There are also some exploits, the aforementioned team.
Not the strongest film I've seen starring Vaughn, but the traditional sublime underdog functioning playfully yet competently is present, providing cultural insights that make sense in terms of community development, sidewinding and succeeding, workin' it, pushin' it, livin' it.
Wilkinson and Franco round things out.
Could have been diggin' a bit deeper.
Tuesday, March 17, 2015
Chappie
It's not happenin'.
His child is quickly hijacked and then alternatively reared by desperate criminals intent on paying off 20 million in debt.
Instead of delicately nurturing his nascent creativity, Ninja (Ninja) prefers to ignite a trial-by-fire, consequently introducing him to a band of troubled youths, who then proceed to throw rocks at him and actually light him on fire.
The youth think he's a police robot, because his creator, Deon Wilson (Dev Patel), uploaded a humanesque consciousness into a broken down police robot, a part of a robotic police force he also created, young Chappie (Sharlto Copley), who remains unaware of these facts, and defencelessly terrified.
He does learn from his experiences though.
Which leads to a memorable science-fiction comedy.
The script's multifaceted (written by Blomkamp and Terri Tatchell), consisting of criminal and professional diversifications which populate the film with myriad characters at different socioeconomic levels, each of them given plenty of screen time to develop, as they pursue various goals before meeting for a ludicrous showdown in the end.
Solid science-fiction/action series are intertextually woven in, Robocop being the most obvious, but Chappie also acknowledges Die Hard, The Terminator, Predator, Alien, and Transcendence to name a few.
Ninja says, "Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker!," at one point.
Chappie fires at the Moose in the same way Sarah Connor fires at the T-1000 in the final moments of Terminator 2.
When the hunt is on, movements are robotically tracked as if a Predator is stalking prey.
It's co-starring Sigourney Weaver (Michelle Bradley).
And human consciousnesses are uploaded to computers like in Transcendence.
Transcendence wasn't so solid.
As Chappie comes of age in less than a week, a naive innocent caregiving sense of blossoming chaotic youth awkwardly contrasts the social horror show, the dynamics of which are simultaneously shocking and instructive.
The script has all of these elements but it still fails to impress on some fronts.
There are several characters given the chance to develop but they never really move past their first impressions, apart from Ninja, Chappie, and Yolandi (Yolandi Visser), who do change a bit.
And Deon buys a gun.
Ninja easily goes about acquiring the 20 million he needs to pay off Hippo (Brandon Auret), there's no sense that something could go wrong.
The thugs escape the police near the beginning even though it seems obvious they'll be captured.
Catch 'em. Let 'em break out. Make their escape seem plausible.
Cars are easily stolen and it seems like there's no possibility the thieves could be caught.
All this with a robotic police force patrolling the streets.
It's like hardwired explosive emancipated desperate largesse, highly structured to joyously refute the logical, with a thin layer of predictable rationality sensationally stitching things together.
It's campy.
So campy.
Sort of awful.
But still a must see.
You get the sense that there aren't a lot of public funds available to level things out a bit in Johannesburg, from Chappie.
The people on the bottom have no institutional means of moving up and earning a respectable living.
And the people on top have no means of preventing them from excelling at crime.
And are just as ruthless at pursuing their own respectable livings.
Nice to see fallible robot cops. I for one would prefer not to see robots in uniform.
It's possible that the lack of character development in the film directly relates to Blomkamp's brutal depiction of life in Johannesburg, meaning that there's only one dominating personality available, and if you don't embrace it, you won't survive.
Dog eat dog.
Unless you're brilliant like Deon.
Who ends up becoming a robot.
Because he disobeyed his weapons manufacturing boss.
Social safety net people. Public funds.
It's also possible that they partied way too hard while making this film.
Who knows!
Saturday, May 24, 2014
Neighbours
The fraternity is well versed in the Dionysian arts.
Their goal is to throw a brazen bash nutso enough to ensure their enshrinement on their wall of fame.
Their neighbours, the Radners, are not impressed.
Engaged in the practice of child-rearing, and hoping to maximize what they can of a good night's sleep, they utilize logic and persuasion in an attempt to famish the insatiability.
Their plan backfires however, leading them to employ alternative methods to achieve their sought after repose.
What follows is a diabolical exchange of quintessential quid pro quo, devious in its conceptual understatements, wherein the past congenitally confronts history.
Robust and adroitly wound.
This isn't a typical frat-boy romp.
Residing in its reels are unexpected lessons regarding the cultivation of one's career and the absurdity of dipsomanic progressions.
Teams frat and bourgeois are therefore divided into the successful and the stumbling, as the mayhem imbues.
Neighbours is somewhat tame in its gambits, but these tame gambits lay a reasonably ecstatic foundation, upon which multiple avenues of inquiry merge, to simultaneously question while enabling.
Embligmatic clues.
It's difficult to say who's having more fun.
Sunday, March 30, 2014
Bad Words
Objectives.
Means.
The will to live.
Guy Trilby (Jason Bateman) must be crowned national spelling bee champion at age 40 in order for his unerring orthographical prowess to be forthrightly recognized, his youthful competitors and their parents somewhat infuriated by his choice, the drive to accelerate concocting regardless, asinine assiduity acrimoniously idealized, congruent considering, the rules of the game.
Friendship and romance are cumbersomely nuanced with playful degrees of sharp insouciant admissibility, jaded alcoholic weariness slowly transforming into infinitesimal merriment, as trashy transgressions legitimate their inclusivity.
Bad Words is a solid mix of pejorative eccentricity and misanthropic mirth.
The friendship between Guy and young Chaitanya Chopra (Rohan Chand) tenderly transitions the tempered tailspin.
Was going to use some of the challenging words from the film in this review but they're simply too much.
It's subtly hilarious when some of the irate parents can't hide how impressed they are with Guy.
Rollin' with the punches.
Spelt infinitesimal wrong while writing this out.
Loved the spelling bee antics.
Wonder if writer Andrew Dodge (great script), who at least justifies his use of the stubborn ass, ever saw the episode of Get a Life where Chris Peterson (Chris Elliott) discovers he's a genius after consuming toxic waste and then decides to win as many spelling bees as he can, episode 9, season 2, Chris' Brain Starts Working.