Here you have it.
Tuesday, September 8, 2026
Talking About Trees
Friday, July 31, 2026
Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget
Geez Louise.
Friday, July 24, 2026
Antoine et Colette
Having graduated from the sterile confines of his sentence to juvenile delinquency, Antoine Doinel moves back to Paris where he finds work and independence.
Friday, July 17, 2026
Deep Freeze
A loving family says farewell to its honoured grandpa one sad day, who had spent his life in traditional service to that same unit et au travail.
Friday, July 10, 2026
Jacob's Ladder
*Spoiler Alert.
Tuesday, July 7, 2026
Lion of the Desert
An extended war horrifically lasts decade after interminable decade, the invading army becoming more and more brutal as the efficient guerrillas ferociously defy them.
Tuesday, June 23, 2026
Never Cry Wolf
Isolated research.
Tuesday, June 16, 2026
Marvin & Tige
A young kid with no known family blindly struggles to get by, after his mother suddenly passes one forlorn and sombre evening.
Tuesday, June 9, 2026
The Bounty
Wild deliberations, imaginatively bred, cerebrally adrift on contemplative seas, evocatively swelling disproportionately sly arrhythmically attuned courageously attired.
Friday, May 29, 2026
Outbreak
Suspicious that a virulent plague was able to slip through our sterile defences, and put the whole freakin' world on lockdown, just out of the blue, suddenly, just like that.
Tuesday, May 26, 2026
Atomic Cyborg
An apocalyptic take on commercial enterprise blends technology with fluent discord, as a reluctant cyborg ill-equipped to kill arm-wrestles a country diner where they're none too friendly.
But if he can be given an overhaul he may become an elite assassin, the mad conspirators running wild with seditious intent and gratuitous whimsy.
Friday, May 22, 2026
Mojave Moon
Bored and withdrawn yet colourfully animated, a middle-aged carsalesperson orbits his existence, neither dissatisfied nor sincerely content, he curiously acquiesces to life's tomfoolery.
Tuesday, April 28, 2026
Denouemental
The sensational appeal of easy money can't be ignored by local entertainers, hellbent on avoiding the grind through clever artifice and dissimulation.
Friday, April 24, 2026
Imbalance
Friday, April 17, 2026
Reflexiconstruct
Tuesday, April 14, 2026
Kitten Caboodle
They existed peacefully in unison, in balanced harmony with inclusive nature, enjoying the modest bounty of the land with humble reckoning and agile foresight.
Their species had known these comforts since time immemorial and everlasting, when a bold and crafty constructive divinity cleverly thought of a newfound plan.
He noted that the expansive landscape hadn't changed much in recent centuries, and thought that if one of his creatures had cultivating powers the resultant wilderness would be more dynamic.
In consultation with the chosen ones he clearly explained his wondrous plan, that they should henceforth build abundant dams with natural materials across the land.
Many of the chosen animals had requisite questions in curious response, the inquisitive characteristics of their postures respectfully admired by their master.
He laid out the efficient plan in erudite detail with effective musing, taking into animate account regional differences and personality conflicts.
Yet even though the plan seemed fine and in fact brilliant from many perspectives, there were still those amongst them who thought it foolhardy and supercilious.
They complained of the extra work and how it would conflict with nutrient acquisition, and lazing about in the hot sun on warm summer days ad infinitum.
The others pointed out that dam construction would ensure food throughout the winter, and the nearby lodge a place to stay that couldn't be accessed by wolves or bobcats.
Still they refused to believe longing to keep to the olden ways, and struggle if needs be from month to month and day to day.
And the divinity became fed up and indeed supernaturally decreed, that the species would be separated into different groups forever after.
The beavers would have a special tail and be given the miraculous gift, to venture forth throughout the land constructing dams for all and sundry.
The muskrats would keep the tail of a rat and never change throughout the centuries, in close resemblance to their ancient brethren yet less industrious over the millennia.
I always thought beavers got the idea to build dams and lodges from watching birds build nests. Isn't that true dad?
It might be little Timmy. Although I must admit, I really can't say.
Friday, April 10, 2026
Fluxurious
Friday, February 27, 2026
Chrysanthemumbles
Florial stigma calisthenic clutter
chatterbox chowda grimacing gruel,
discordant snag touchdowncast iron
tenacious troll bitesize embankment.
Cheerio chisel postal precision
indented margins Kodiak foal,
dilapotato tumbledown thesp
neolithic narration sculpted foam.
Tame effervescence mild precipitation
meteor showerefore chocolate chips,
decadent fluke lithe charisma
gloatisserie gleam sugar shack shimmy.
Sonarly squiggle sonorous swag
écoute les hiboux verdant pulse,
evergreen surroundings wild inculcation
incorrigible shuffle lay 'doctrination.
Glade befuddle transfixed aura
solar elixir ceremonious glide,
edible berries serene implosion
subconscious subset manifest slumber.
Ludicrous luncheon anthropomorphized
exacting impossibility convex shards,
mid-afternoon tea recuperative snack
animate alchemy wondrous conv'lution.
Crisp calabreeze dainty declamation
febrile compartment improvised custom,
embeelzebubbly uproarious hilt
glib variation fomenting blush.
Trowel delegation indesjardins
potentate proxy Methuselah mettle,
indisposed quake irrelevant zounds
primordial spool waylaid tricoté.
Decathlon flummox insolvent decorum
itinerant craze barmy sombrew,
mellow expedient corrugated crib
impersonal jinx delicate moj'.
Cloven dispersal magnanimous herd
ungulate gammon Venetian blinds,
coal collocation charming flamb
disorderly douse famished liaison.
Stagnating roundabout coiled disposition
slithering sidewind donutter frill,
lucid illusion chomp chomp chomp chomp
acquisitive faction surmontivideo.
Gallant excursion fluid residual
snowbelt contorsion bonhomme luge,
insatiable iris tasty cuisine
convivial vacay studious sliver.
Tuesday, February 24, 2026
Through the Trees
Itinerant industry flexibly enabled as resourceful families seek continuity, their newfound country strange and mysterious in haunting possession of otherworldly customs.
Friday, February 20, 2026
Buena Vista
Ricochet mesmer slipstream succour
lavender lychee ostentatious box,
glimmering gambit salient showcase
articulate amber forensic flutter.
Disputatious dimples congenial hoodwink
Cartesian ruse distracting artifice,
gatewaylaid fractal allegorical thresh
starboardroom stilts incensed interrogative.
Surmiserly summit plasticine perch
meteoric missive platonic pulse,
organic stature compatriot bling
mythicustardis rank collusion.
Rubiks lexicubist heuristic hustle
postulate pulpit jalloquent jammies,
nasal synaptitude ‘cilious sights
budding gustation auracular spore.
Envisaged spawning clan osmosis
atypical tinkering noxious loci,
demstereo breadcrumbs stray emissions
Helios hummuster hamster queue.
Rowdy ‘curricular ringside hocus
glistening glide drenched composed,
sonorous speed pitchfork titling
lathe immersion soothsaying’ chide.
Chomnibus chortle burlap burmagma
echohort hooting jubilant shade,
regal component emerald swirl
nominal bombast negligent girth.
Lazuuli thicket persnickety pomp
opalescent timber carcabijoux wood,
auriferous musée optical transmission
looseleaf insignia sierra grotto.
Embellietzsche wiz imputed signs
carnavalesque temper video highlights,
modest decorum macadamia crunch
glamorous nuisance haughty hardwire.
Eggstatic scramble dynamo rouse
emphatic clamber captious wrinkle,
revitalized cessation indicative lullaby
nutrient flux panjam’Alabam.
Cardinal construct tectonic willow
birch barking mad-hasher dashery-doo,
mandolin rhythm sinewfoundlinger
scallop malaise recrudescent tread.
Cavalier cadeptation kalamuschmooze
otiose llama blesséd bray,
beure d’arachide dissimulacrum,
cyberspace sizzle bold conjecture.
Many things taste better with salsa.
I like to just have the odd mouthful.
Spicy, but not too spicy.
Variety begets tempation.