The _________ had made the Stanley Cup Finals again and people throughout the country were pumped. I was hoping they would pick up the underdog win and heavily cheered in their traditional favour. A friend texted one day with a question about their chances, but before I could answer I saw a turtle on the road. I picked the turtle up and helped him or her cross to the other side. But upon reaching the safe embankment, it turned around and scampered back whence he had come. I couldn't text my friend and state that this sign likely meant that ___________ was going to lose the series, I could only hope and pray I was wrong. Fortunately, I never told anyone about the prophetic turtle. It made things much easier when __________ lost and people were fuming mad.
Film Reviews
Tuesday, April 7, 2026
Schizopolis
Friday, April 3, 2026
Cinnamonjaro
Tuesday, March 31, 2026
Bedlambience
Cyclically fated to hesitantly contend, the animals of the forest aligned themselves en masse, within and without the town which they inhabited, as the habitual schematics of their natures mutated.
Friday, March 27, 2026
Cheminstrel
Tuesday, March 24, 2026
Web Spring
As far as I know, spiders spend a lot of time building webs.
Friday, March 20, 2026
Writinerant
Tuesday, March 17, 2026
Synthesizer
Travelling for ages stranded in space the home world reduced to smouldering ruin, industrious progress warlike ambition scientific miscalculation environmental crisis.
Friday, March 13, 2026
Sashades
Tuesday, March 10, 2026
The Borg
They were faced with the frustrating problem of seamlessly blending the organic with the technological, through the use of invasive brain implants designed to hardwire collective life.
Friday, March 6, 2026
Folionnaise
Tuesday, March 3, 2026
Haranglutton
Disenchantingly, the voracious craze for oil & gas having yet subsided, the forlorn day melancholically came when planet Earth had no more oil.
Friday, February 27, 2026
Chrysanthemumbles
Florial stigma calisthenic clutter
chatterbox chowda grimacing gruel,
discordant snag touchdowncast iron
tenacious troll bitesize embankment.
Cheerio chisel postal precision
indented margins Kodiak foal,
dilapotato tumbledown thesp
neolithic narration sculpted foam.
Tame effervescence mild precipitation
meteor showerefore chocolate chips,
decadent fluke lithe charisma
gloatisserie gleam sugar shack shimmy.
Sonarly squiggle sonorous swag
écoute les hiboux verdant pulse,
evergreen surroundings wild inculcation
incorrigible shuffle lay 'doctrination.
Glade befuddle transfixed aura
solar elixir ceremonious glide,
edible berries serene implosion
subconscious subset manifest slumber.
Ludicrous luncheon anthropomorphized
exacting impossibility convex shards,
mid-afternoon tea recuperative snack
animate alchemy wondrous conv'lution.
Crisp calabreeze dainty declamation
febrile compartment improvised custom,
embeelzebubbly uproarious hilt
glib variation fomenting blush.
Trowel delegation indesjardins
potentate proxy Methuselah mettle,
indisposed quake irrelevant zounds
primordial spool waylaid tricoté.
Decathlon flummox insolvent decorum
itinerant craze barmy sombrew,
mellow expedient corrugated crib
impersonal jinx delicate moj'.
Cloven dispersal magnanimous herd
ungulate gammon Venetian blinds,
coal collocation charming flamb
disorderly douse famished liaison.
Stagnating roundabout coiled disposition
slithering sidewind donutter frill,
lucid illusion chomp chomp chomp chomp
acquisitive faction surmontivideo.
Gallant excursion fluid residual
snowbelt contorsion bonhomme luge,
insatiable iris tasty cuisine
convivial vacay studious sliver.
Tuesday, February 24, 2026
Through the Trees
Itinerant industry flexibly enabled as resourceful families seek continuity, their newfound country strange and mysterious in haunting possession of otherworldly customs.
Friday, February 20, 2026
Buena Vista
Ricochet mesmer slipstream succour
lavender lychee ostentatious box,
glimmering gambit salient showcase
articulate amber forensic flutter.
Disputatious dimples congenial hoodwink
Cartesian ruse distracting artifice,
gatewaylaid fractal allegorical thresh
starboardroom stilts incensed interrogative.
Surmiserly summit plasticine perch
meteoric missive platonic pulse,
organic stature compatriot bling
mythicustardis rank collusion.
Rubiks lexicubist heuristic hustle
postulate pulpit jalloquent jammies,
nasal synaptitude ‘cilious sights
budding gustation auracular spore.
Envisaged spawning clan osmosis
atypical tinkering noxious loci,
demstereo breadcrumbs stray emissions
Helios hummuster hamster queue.
Rowdy ‘curricular ringside hocus
glistening glide drenched composed,
sonorous speed pitchfork titling
lathe immersion soothsaying’ chide.
Chomnibus chortle burlap burmagma
echohort hooting jubilant shade,
regal component emerald swirl
nominal bombast negligent girth.
Lazuuli thicket persnickety pomp
opalescent timber carcabijoux wood,
auriferous musée optical transmission
looseleaf insignia sierra grotto.
Embellietzsche wiz imputed signs
carnavalesque temper video highlights,
modest decorum macadamia crunch
glamorous nuisance haughty hardwire.
Eggstatic scramble dynamo rouse
emphatic clamber captious wrinkle,
revitalized cessation indicative lullaby
nutrient flux panjam’Alabam.
Cardinal construct tectonic willow
birch barking mad-hasher dashery-doo,
mandolin rhythm sinewfoundlinger
scallop malaise recrudescent tread.
Cavalier cadeptation kalamuschmooze
otiose llama blesséd bray,
beure d’arachide dissimulacrum,
cyberspace sizzle bold conjecture.
Many things taste better with salsa.
I like to just have the odd mouthful.
Spicy, but not too spicy.
Variety begets tempation.
Tuesday, February 17, 2026
Dogmesticikitty
The snow refused to charitably yield and continued falling for weeks on end, the resultant piles indeed insurmountable as commerce and education could no longer function.