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Film Reviews
Tuesday, October 6, 2026
Harakiri
Friday, October 2, 2026
Lobotomisurlesionary
synergy sympa Gladstone growl
gremlin indenton Daytona scramb
soluble script hornrimmed hogtown
spartan bone sinewy fold
oily fishtale yodelay yarn
bodacious bellow cardio quickening
vampiric clot oceanic levee
barricade balsam fortress schlock
fermented glaze Appleton 'lixir
soothsayin' Pepcid fallow yield
cosmetic crusher baritone blush
alto piazza lassitude linger
charismatic crucible Goliath gambit
persimmon malba lateral lesion
sangria solstice Scorpio splurge
sproust carcachoust Revlon whittle
heartstring moharpsi halcyon chord
viloxi vibe resonant pitch
revolving adoring fritacohooting
garlicky naan tranquil lycan
belvedere bossom 'colada sclaw
sweltering glade wrought spectacle
raspberry plinth palisade molt
lackadood' jambal steeping glaze
gaseous antiquity almond jive
ricochet rushmore supple pinnacle
jubilee juniper stoic outcrop
reticent nuance alimental contour
captious capacity jigsaw jetty
sinuous stockyard beaming stoke
necessitous ineptuned biway scythe
sycamore shivers silver quotient
precipitous Greyskull embedded vowel
buick Drambuie visceral vroom
overdrive layover cantina clout
deciduous savour expedited oyst
cardinal Dardanelles slumberous Rona
swaying breeze velveteen flux
exotic dreams byzzzzzzantine vogue.
Tuesday, September 29, 2026
Dreams
Engrained obsession compulsively guides the immediate actions of a career model, who desperately yearns to be with her beloved who cast her aside to be with his wife.
Friday, September 25, 2026
Animalgrammatikal
Tuesday, September 22, 2026
French Cancan
A sophisticated yet chill theatre manager intricately constructs engaging spectacles, with a keen versatile eye for talent he showcases skill and drive and virtuosity.
Friday, September 18, 2026
A Poem is a Naked Person
Tuesday, September 15, 2026
Cloud
A young entrepreneur thinks big and sets up his own novel company, where he buys unused goods cheap and then sells them for enormous profits.
Friday, September 11, 2026
Ulysses
Voluminous consciousness.
Tuesday, September 8, 2026
Talking About Trees
Here you have it.
Friday, September 4, 2026
Battalion
And as the eons mutated animal life prayed just as much as human, and the nature of their metabolisms changed, through frost and ice and sweltering humidity, century after century, millennia after millennia.
Tuesday, September 1, 2026
Terminator Godzilla
In the far off future, the battle between machines and humankind rages on, an undisciplined embrace of A.I and data centres having apocalyptically invoked armageddon.
Friday, August 28, 2026
Adventures of Zatoichi
Eternal blinds visual damnation slowly effectively giving rise, to hypermultivariability indefinitely attuned to cosmic reckoning.
Thursday, August 27, 2026
Onibaba
Wednesday, August 26, 2026
Kiru
A controversial maiden inspires jealousies which enviously lead to stricken confrontations, the observant brotherhood left cold and calculating before it's decided to cut-off her head.
Tuesday, August 25, 2026
Zatoichi's Cane Sword
A new magistrate controversially takes over village life in the Japanese countryside, his internal corruption as diabolically treacherous as any materialistically composed absolutist.
Friday, August 14, 2026
Godzilla vs. Mothra: The Battle for Earth
Most freethinking thrifty environmental enthusiasts come up with the hypothesis that the Earth is conscious, as they watch plants live and die and grow while the seasons change and life matriculates.
Tuesday, August 11, 2026
Godzilla vs. Biollante
As Godzilla makes his way here and there across the countryside, incensed militaristic rivals seek his utter annihilation.
Friday, August 7, 2026
Immeasurable
The old school medieval uptight bitter control of melody, disharmoniously governing creative musical composition.
Tuesday, August 4, 2026
Blurbanal
*I miss birds in winter dad. It's fun listening to them in the warmer months.
Friday, July 31, 2026
Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget
Geez Louise.
Tuesday, July 28, 2026
Wildernestle
And then one day there was nothing left.
Friday, July 24, 2026
Antoine et Colette
Having graduated from the sterile confines of his sentence to juvenile delinquency, Antoine Doinel moves back to Paris where he finds work and independence.
Tuesday, July 21, 2026
Stolen Kisses
Laissez-faire improvised scenarios multifaceted bamboozled chagrin, Antoine Doinel decides to join the army from which he isn't honourably discharged.
Friday, July 17, 2026
Deep Freeze
A loving family says farewell to its honoured grandpa one sad day, who had spent his life in traditional service to that same unit et au travail.
Tuesday, July 14, 2026
Heart Beat
The classic romantic examination of wild alternative domestic scenarios, as an impulsive inspiring non-traditionalist car thief and a hopeful writer fall in love.
Friday, July 10, 2026
Jacob's Ladder
*Spoiler Alert.
Tuesday, July 7, 2026
Lion of the Desert
An extended war horrifically lasts decade after interminable decade, the invading army becoming more and more brutal as the efficient guerrillas ferociously defy them.
Friday, July 3, 2026
White Fang
Lil' White Fang.
Tuesday, June 30, 2026
Barbarosa
In the scorching hot wilderness carefreely straddling the border between Texas and Mexico, a survivalist bandit with retirement in sight makes a controversial living after his banishment.
Friday, June 26, 2026
Leap of Faith
How to spend your hard-earned money, what causes to support, whom to innocently trust, the options vast and theoretically variable as pervasive ads tantalize and fascinate?
Tuesday, June 23, 2026
Never Cry Wolf
Isolated research.
Friday, June 19, 2026
Arizona Dream
Reliable independence eccentrically maneuvering from one spirited random job to the next, compelling experience artistically dispersing enigmatic vehicular labyrinthine waves.
Tuesday, June 16, 2026
Marvin & Tige
A young kid with no known family blindly struggles to get by, after his mother suddenly passes one forlorn and sombre evening.
Friday, June 12, 2026
Lost in Yonkers
Intelligence, when examined multifacetedly, has many industrious tributaries, whether it's the hands-on practical methods of labour and commerce, or the idle imaginative nature of academia.
Tuesday, June 9, 2026
The Bounty
Wild deliberations, imaginatively bred, cerebrally adrift on contemplative seas, evocatively swelling disproportionately sly arrhythmically attuned courageously attired.
Friday, June 5, 2026
The Madness of King George
Foucauldian investigation pending, I still find it odd to see a film from the '90s heavily invested in the monarchy, even though its cherished king briefly loses his mind, and an upstart layabout may indefinitely displace him.
Tuesday, June 2, 2026
Star Knight
Alien encounters likely stretching back towards the dawn of unrecorded time, with comings and goings awkwardly authenticated through mythical beasts and august miscellany.
Friday, May 29, 2026
Outbreak
Suspicious that a virulent plague was able to slip through our sterile defences, and put the whole freakin' world on lockdown, just out of the blue, suddenly, just like that.
Tuesday, May 26, 2026
Atomic Cyborg
An apocalyptic take on commercial enterprise blends technology with fluent discord, as a reluctant cyborg ill-equipped to kill arm-wrestles a country diner where they're none too friendly.
But if he can be given an overhaul he may become an elite assassin, the mad conspirators running wild with seditious intent and gratuitous whimsy.
Friday, May 22, 2026
Mojave Moon
Bored and withdrawn yet colourfully animated, a middle-aged carsalesperson orbits his existence, neither dissatisfied nor sincerely content, he curiously acquiesces to life's tomfoolery.
Tuesday, May 19, 2026
Overboard
Absolutely adapting grandiose manifest in synthetic conjunctive rigamarole, as bucolic mystery enigmatically sheathes ostentatious origins through disenchantment.