Geez Louise.
Friday, July 31, 2026
Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget
Friday, July 17, 2026
Deep Freeze
A loving family says farewell to its honoured grandpa one sad day, who had spent his life in traditional service to that same unit et au travail.
Tuesday, June 30, 2026
Barbarosa
In the scorching hot wilderness carefreely straddling the border between Texas and Mexico, a survivalist bandit with retirement in sight makes a controversial living after his banishment.
Friday, May 29, 2026
Outbreak
Suspicious that a virulent plague was able to slip through our sterile defences, and put the whole freakin' world on lockdown, just out of the blue, suddenly, just like that.
Friday, May 15, 2026
Trucks
Machinery has on awkward occasion posed philosophical questions while at work, the consistent use of fuel-powered-entities blended with distraction leading to hypotheses.
Tuesday, April 28, 2026
Denouemental
The sensational appeal of easy money can't be ignored by local entertainers, hellbent on avoiding the grind through clever artifice and dissimulation.
Friday, April 24, 2026
Imbalance
Friday, April 17, 2026
Reflexiconstruct
Tuesday, April 14, 2026
Kitten Caboodle
They existed peacefully in unison, in balanced harmony with inclusive nature, enjoying the modest bounty of the land with humble reckoning and agile foresight.
Their species had known these comforts since time immemorial and everlasting, when a bold and crafty constructive divinity cleverly thought of a newfound plan.
He noted that the expansive landscape hadn't changed much in recent centuries, and thought that if one of his creatures had cultivating powers the resultant wilderness would be more dynamic.
In consultation with the chosen ones he clearly explained his wondrous plan, that they should henceforth build abundant dams with natural materials across the land.
Many of the chosen animals had requisite questions in curious response, the inquisitive characteristics of their postures respectfully admired by their master.
He laid out the efficient plan in erudite detail with effective musing, taking into animate account regional differences and personality conflicts.
Yet even though the plan seemed fine and in fact brilliant from many perspectives, there were still those amongst them who thought it foolhardy and supercilious.
They complained of the extra work and how it would conflict with nutrient acquisition, and lazing about in the hot sun on warm summer days ad infinitum.
The others pointed out that dam construction would ensure food throughout the winter, and the nearby lodge a place to stay that couldn't be accessed by wolves or bobcats.
Still they refused to believe longing to keep to the olden ways, and struggle if needs be from month to month and day to day.
And the divinity became fed up and indeed supernaturally decreed, that the species would be separated into different groups forever after.
The beavers would have a special tail and be given the miraculous gift, to venture forth throughout the land constructing dams for all and sundry.
The muskrats would keep the tail of a rat and never change throughout the centuries, in close resemblance to their ancient brethren yet less industrious over the millennia.
I always thought beavers got the idea to build dams and lodges from watching birds build nests. Isn't that true dad?
It might be little Timmy. Although I must admit, I really can't say.
Friday, April 10, 2026
Fluxurious
Friday, April 3, 2026
Cinnamonjaro
Friday, March 27, 2026
Cheminstrel
Tuesday, March 24, 2026
Web Spring
As far as I know, spiders spend a lot of time building webs.
Friday, March 6, 2026
Folionnaise
Tuesday, March 3, 2026
Haranglutton
Disenchantingly, the voracious craze for oil & gas having yet subsided, the forlorn day melancholically came when planet Earth had no more oil.
Friday, February 27, 2026
Chrysanthemumbles
Florial stigma calisthenic clutter
chatterbox chowda grimacing gruel,
discordant snag touchdowncast iron
tenacious troll bitesize embankment.
Cheerio chisel postal precision
indented margins Kodiak foal,
dilapotato tumbledown thesp
neolithic narration sculpted foam.
Tame effervescence mild precipitation
meteor showerefore chocolate chips,
decadent fluke lithe charisma
gloatisserie gleam sugar shack shimmy.
Sonarly squiggle sonorous swag
écoute les hiboux verdant pulse,
evergreen surroundings wild inculcation
incorrigible shuffle lay 'doctrination.
Glade befuddle transfixed aura
solar elixir ceremonious glide,
edible berries serene implosion
subconscious subset manifest slumber.
Ludicrous luncheon anthropomorphized
exacting impossibility convex shards,
mid-afternoon tea recuperative snack
animate alchemy wondrous conv'lution.
Crisp calabreeze dainty declamation
febrile compartment improvised custom,
embeelzebubbly uproarious hilt
glib variation fomenting blush.
Trowel delegation indesjardins
potentate proxy Methuselah mettle,
indisposed quake irrelevant zounds
primordial spool waylaid tricoté.
Decathlon flummox insolvent decorum
itinerant craze barmy sombrew,
mellow expedient corrugated crib
impersonal jinx delicate moj'.
Cloven dispersal magnanimous herd
ungulate gammon Venetian blinds,
coal collocation charming flamb
disorderly douse famished liaison.
Stagnating roundabout coiled disposition
slithering sidewind donutter frill,
lucid illusion chomp chomp chomp chomp
acquisitive faction surmontivideo.
Gallant excursion fluid residual
snowbelt contorsion bonhomme luge,
insatiable iris tasty cuisine
convivial vacay studious sliver.
Tuesday, February 24, 2026
Through the Trees
Itinerant industry flexibly enabled as resourceful families seek continuity, their newfound country strange and mysterious in haunting possession of otherworldly customs.
Tuesday, January 6, 2026
Kodiak Island
Lost in the isolated wilderness, a seemingly uninhabited island appears, forlorn and stern and lonesome, misty and murky yet tantalizing.
Tuesday, December 23, 2025
Wizards
Hellbent on absolutist discernment a mad wizard launches a war, his blind and terrorizing frenetic frenzy abolishing play and trust and dignity.
Tuesday, December 2, 2025
The Blob
A quiet night in the peaceful countryside picturesque and romantic, delicate and adoring, a young couple familiarizes itself with the night sky through active stargazing and vigilant discernment.