Friday, March 13, 2026
Sashades
Tuesday, July 15, 2025
Gypsy 83
Bucolic fashions habitually annoy Gypsy Vale as she randomly fluctuates, moving more style to quip to inspiration as concrete dissonance mundanely obscures.
Tuesday, April 29, 2025
Midnight Run
A mischievous moneyman suddenly flees with 15 million in cold hard cash, his life in serious objective danger as he's hunted by the mob.
Tuesday, October 8, 2024
Alice in den Städten (Alice in the Cities)
A wandering writer discovers photography while driving around the United States, and takes sundry pictures his editor rejects when he attempts to submit them instead of his article.
Friday, July 2, 2021
Over the Top
A father regrets having left his family behind and finally has the chance to make amends, travelling by rig to his son's private school, humbly prepared for probable conflict (Sylvester Stallone as Lincoln Hawk).
Friday, June 11, 2021
The Wizard
An autistic youth struggling to comprehend the sudden passing of his twin sister, buckles down and heads out on the road (Luke Edwards as Jimmy Woods), both sets of parents rather unsettled by his departure, he's swiftly located, and brought back home.
Friday, June 4, 2021
The Ridiculous 6
Is it important to cultivate ethical guidelines within unorthodox narratives ad hoc, even if the scandalous nature of the storytelling may disorient prim propriety?
Tuesday, January 26, 2021
It Happened One Night
Surrounded by luxury, everything you desire at hand or accessible, no need to work, struggle, justify, elucidate, toot toot, the gravy train, chugs onwards ever after.
Tuesday, July 28, 2020
Cold Dog Soup
Friday, July 24, 2020
Leningrad Cowboys Meet Moses
They were once one of Mexico's most exhilarating acts, but after duelling with tequila incontestably, collapsed upon destitute ruin.
The band still exists however even if several of its members did not survive, those remaining somewhat revitalized after an invitation to play in New York.
But they've been tricked, hoodwinked, bamboozled, as they learn shortly after arrival, for Vladimir (Matti Pellonpää) their once loathsome manager turns out to have set up a ruse.
He seeks to once again rule them and lead them back to northern realms, and has awoken as a scandalous prophet who refers to himself as Moses.
The band is weary, downtrodden, aghast, and succumb to his ironclad will, which supplies a rickety motorboat for their journey across the Atlantic.
Meanwhile, he stays behind to chisel off spry Liberty's nose, before hitching a ride clasped and wingéd to the lonesome European coast.
They're reunited without much delay and are even joined by old school band members, and set off merrymaking homeward bound through less inhospitable continental climes.
But Vladimir hasn't failed to make headlines and he's become a wanted man.
And the law avails in hot pursuit as they actively gig hot damn.
Leningrad Cowboys Meet Moses adds significant layers and depth, to a narrative eclectically posturing with unyielding jocose inhibition.
A collection of wry self-reliant ideas intermittently staked uniformity notwithstanding, the story appealing to subsequent nodes which elucidate demonstrative beacon.
Sometimes the plot's surely secondary to verbose improvised momentum, providing adhesive broadened outlines which embrace reformed asymmetry.
For 'tis not argument Kaurismäki covets but rather offbeat ironic declension, messages bridled to slam dunk transparency as they softly sway in complement willow.
Enlivening inherent dimension through spatiotemporal interplay, it highlights disembodied ascension with aeronautic grassroots unconveyed.
A break from paramount logic resets and recasts judicious responsibility, inasmuch as too steady a jet stream cloys wise recourse clad indubitably.
Meet Moses takes its time to let loose but then settles to bewilder anew.
The Leningrad Cowboys are a real band apparently.
And still perform to this very day.
Friday, July 3, 2020
Rain Man
Charlie Babbitt (Tom Cruise) flies to Cincinnati to settle accounts without delay only to discover he had a brother whose existence shakes things up.
Babbitt's somewhat of an insensitive callous jerk, and is much less interested in his newfound bro (Dustin Hoffman as Raymond Babbitt) than the cash left in trust for his well-being.
He's been living at a psychiatric facility for almost his entire offbeat life, and has serious issues with communication although he's quite gifted at math.
Charlie decides it's time they get to know one another and kidnaps him from the institution, hoping to take him to L.A in order to strike a lavish deal.
But Raymond refuses to fly so they're forced to hit the road, the backroads 'cross vibrant country, since they're much less bland and noisy.
Partner Susanna (Valeria Golino) can't stand Charlie's motives so she leaves shortly after they depart, and gentle Raymond's left in the hands of someone lacking firm compassion.
But Charlie isn't strictly obtuse and can make sincere adjustments, which their trip demands at times as they travel throughout America.
There's a realistic edge to Rain Man which isn't dulled by hypotheticals, it may seem impractical or otherworldly but it still makes sense as they travel on.
It starts out swift and headstrong full of blind instinctual tenacity, but slowly transforms through the art of play as alternative arrangements challenge preconceptions.
At times you wonder how Charlie could be so thick as proof after proof readily presents itself, but without ever having been trained to care for the differently abled, it's not shocking that his confusion persists.
Raymond doesn't have a say in the matter but makes the most of the sudden change, loudly expressing discontent at times, at others curiously contracting.
They wondrously come together as an off-beat non-traditional team, embracing unexpected roadblocks with surprisingly adept efficiency.
The realism prevents the use of words like "smooth" or "understanding", as Rain Man frenetically flows while life mysteriously presents itself.
I thought the final moments made sense bearing in mind uncertain self-sufficiencies, heartbreaking though they were, the alternative may have been much worse.
Not that Charlie wouldn't have given it a shot, he's not so bad after putting in some effort.
It's nice to see a film that promotes change.
Instead of grim hard-hearted despondency.
Tuesday, August 27, 2019
Toy Story 4
The new toy was created by Bonnie (Madeleine McGraw) during kindergarten orientation, and even though he now breathes life, he still seeks wide-eyed independence, with neither code-bound duty nor congregational chore, and one night he escapes, rashly jumping from a speedy camper's window, leaving loyal Woody no choice but to follow, to bring Bonnie back her most beloved possession.
But after locating Forky and encouraging him to return, he notices signs of a lost love in a local shop.
Hopeful to see how she's doing, and overwhelmed with feelings of good luck, he carefreely and quickly enters, only to discover envious misfortune.
For a doll whose voice box has never worked lies covetously waiting within, a doll who's never known the thrill of companionship, nor the love of enraptured being.
Woody's voice box still functions, and it's indeed a miraculous match, altercations maladroitly ensuing, Forky laid-back and none the wiser.
But Toy Story 4 isn't as traditional as its predecessor, there's room for change and compromise.
Bo (Annie Potts) shows Woody that life can flourish in the wild unknown, if one's attuned to wit and invention.
Times are tough for Woody, even if he's turned a blind eye.
He's not as popular as he was once was, and is sometimes left behind in the closet during playtime.
He's still as determined as ever, nevertheless, and does everything he can to delight little Bonnie, honourably exemplifying unyielding fidelity, in the pursuit of irrefutable happiness.
But there's also Bo, with whom he intuitively prospers, with a different kind of love he's never explored, in realms that could nurture alternative thought, where his exceeding talent could find new meaning.
Plus he's been loved throughout his entire existence, he's known the comforts of well-defined responsibility.
And understands that Gabby Gabby (Christina Hendricks) never has, even though she's ever so adorable.
Toy Story 4 considers identity in flux perhaps as its original youthful audience comes of age.
The film's still innocent enough for the next generation of youngsters, but also introduces mature thought for ye olde old school devotees.
I suppose if they saw the first Toy Story when they were 5 they'd be 29 now, so no. 4 may have been released a bit too late.
But so many young adults are living at home for so much longer these days, many who perhaps have never considered moving out.
With rents soaring sky high in many places, I can see why they've chosen to stay.
It's alright living at home a lot of the time too, if your lifestyle isn't too disruptive.
There's no clear path, no precisely defined pattern, just extremely confidant justifications for whatever path you've chosen.
Just gotta choose one and give 'er.
'Til something else comes along down the way.
*Loved Toy Story 4's Canadiana.
**And Buzz Lightyear's (Tim Allen) commanding inner voice.
Tuesday, December 11, 2018
The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
Appearances deceive a would be thief as a sage brush sure thing demonstratively bites back.
Age old sombre reflections resignedly ponder lonesome frontiers, emotion declaratively withdrawn, investment genuinely striking.
Disingenuous prospects confront honest labour as fortunes are struck grasped thrills excavated.
Marriage tempts thoughtful homesteaders as imagination riffs down the line.
A forlorn stagecoach elastic in bitters trudges wearily on towards stoked paradigms.
Nimble eclectic horseplay.
Erratic collected brawn.
Snug fits, misperceptions, testaments, shift and sway, the wild west conceptually exceeded, yet realistic, solemn, grey.
Invincible pretensions fade into soulful longings as diverse embellishments slowly manifest fear.
The writing's exceptional at times and it's a Coen Brothers film so I wondered why The Ballad of Buster Scruggs skipped theatres, and am still glibly wondering why? why? why?
Scruggs does excel when it's wildly boasting or forlornly lamenting or just simply reckoning, but then the lights suddenly dim, unfortunately, after awhile, although 4 out of 6 ain't bad.
That could explain it.
Harry Melling (The Artist) puts in a great performance as a solo act that's as versatile as its narrative's thought provoking.
Tim Blake Nelson (Buster Scruggs) also impresses, with an active style that wildly contrasts Mr. Melling's.
The film slips up when it considers civility, character, domestic matters, as if Western decorum has yet to transcend Hobbes's leviathan.
Not much screentime given to First Nations either, and they're only depicted as a stereotyped nuisance.
Nevertheless, it's still disturbing that a Coen Brothers film wasn't released in theatres, Barton Fink, Buster Scruggs is not, but they're still one of the best creative teams Hollywood's ever taken on.
I've annoyed many over the years and lost contacts and spoiled friendships by pointing out how good the Coen Brothers are, when they confidently state, "Hollywood only makes crap."
The creativity on Netflix is theoretically ideal because I can't think of any deadlines its creators have nor any timelines it'd be best to follow.
Just post it when it's finished.
It's kind of cool when something new shows up.
If it doesn't, I'll watch something else.
Still, a lot of the material I've seen that's been created by and for Netflix lacks the networked touch.
Remember, you're trying to find ways to make me like your show and tune in week after week, even if that logic doesn't apply.
I'm not just going to binge watch anything, even if the idea's really cool and it's starring actors I love (that's happened several times).
There are too many alternatives available.
In way too many other formats.
The Itunes store is incredible for movie renting for instance.
And it's the exception when they don't have what I'm looking for.
Tuesday, November 27, 2018
Green Book
You get all these fascinating insights into remarkably diverse cultures many of which are quite similar to your own if you make respectful comparisons.
Try new things.
You grow up eating specific foods for instance, and as you age, because you continue to eat these specific foods, it seems like eating them is natural, inasmuch as habits come to culturally qualify the term.
But when you work with people from different countries and begin to realize that they feel the same way about the food they grew up eating, the term natural becomes less organic, or is at least internationally diversified.
If you begin to try all the delicious foods they grew up eating and learn to appreciate the differences, while still enjoying your favourite local dishes, your options succulently expand tenfold, and your palette becomes much more global.
And you can ask questions like, "how do I turn this into a sandwich?", or, "can you melt cheese on this?", etc.
Plus, you're always eating.
I started cooking rice all the time.
Mixing in green lentils and potato.
In Peter Farrelly's Green Book, a gifted African American musician (Mahershala Ali as Dr. Don Shirley) takes his melodies on the road to the Southern U.S., hoping to build bridges of trust.
He hires a feisty bouncer from the Bronx to drive him (Viggo Mortensen as Tony Lip), and the two productively clash along the way.
As refined ethical viewpoints find themselves immersed in worlds where they don't apply, a more practical approach is begrudgingly sought, which, unfortunately, while necessary at points, does less to change hearts and minds.
And also causes serious problems.
The film cleverly embraces this pact and gradually synthesizes gentle and rough pretensions, Tony learning to react less instinctually, Dr. Shirley learning to take more precautions.
They slowly become friends as the film unreels and learn to appreciate each other precisely because of their differences.
Experience having taught them respect.
Green Book also examines the old "chummy" racial slurs that are often built into social interactions.
Tony makes the point that people "don't worry about" these slurs when they hear them but doesn't realize he's speaking from a position of privilege.
When the slurs are directed at him in the deep South he does worry about it and soon winds up in jail.
Different cultures often have different traditions which when appreciated add so much peaceful character to a neighbourhood/city/nation/world.
The casual slurs can make hard times worse.
And may not be as harmless to the people who let things slide.
As people in positions of privilege think.
Tuesday, July 24, 2018
Boundaries
The next generation (Lewis MacDougall as Henry), having recently been expelled from school, curiously comes along, sort of eager to spend time with grandpa, unaware they'll be visiting his deadbeat dad (Bobby Cannavale as Leonard).
So many different paths to tread, so many ways in which they intertwine, a crash course in extracurricular enigmatic eccentricity mysteriously thrilling young Henry, as they travel from contact to contact, conjuring spells as pitstops confuse trusting mom.
She's truly wonderful.
Her magnanimous heart endears her to animals and she consistently comes to the aid of the lost and downtrodden.
Unfortunately this leads people to take advantage of her, some harmless, some cruel, all of them blind to the fact that they've encountered a resplendent sun, inside and out, who transforms tumbledown lots into palatial realms, worthy of uncompromised praise and adoration, if the self-obsessed would only think past craven impulse, and consider abundant rays down the road.
Shana Feste's Boundaries presents lighthearted mischief which is intense at times yet still wondrously illuminates candid impropriety.
As the tender loving embraces the devoutly incorrigible, multigenerational muses thoughtfully materialize.
Forbidden portraits.
Conjugal miscommunication.
Evergreen commerce.
Therapeutic theatrics.
If you don't simply fit there's freedom in the labyrinthine.
Constant flux may be tiring, but spontaneous adjustments create grand novelties.
Chaotic logic rationally intensifying.
Kafkaesque at times.
Nice to head out for ice cream.
Accept Boundaries as a clever comedic reflection upon individuals conceiving unique masternarratives, and embrace a steady flow of unexpected conditional ruses.
Full of existential craft.
And love scolding ever after.
Loved it.
Friday, July 28, 2017
Weirdos
Weirdos focuses on identity inasmuch as it challenges gender based preconceptions.
Alice (Julia Sarah Stone) wants to be a police officer for instance and Kit (Dylan Authors) wants to move away from his father, who uses homophobic slurs.
They're not particularly weird though.
I didn't think they were that weird anyways.
Perhaps they were in 1973.
There was this dance I saw on Degrassi Junior High when I was a kid that presented a bunch of fellow youngsters from different backgrounds just having a good time dancing together.
It didn't seem weird.
In fact it seemed like a lot of fun.
I figured the title is more of a test, a challenge, do you actually think these characters are strange or are you missing the point if you can't see how normal they are?
If you ask me, there's really just being, living, wanting to do things and doing them.
If jerks won't let you try due to some shortsighted notion based upon a callous stereotype ignorantly generated by fear and hatred (how these rotten individuals are trying to make themselves seem like victims in the Trump era [as they recklessly bully]), screw 'em.
If you really want to do it, find another way, even if it can be incredibly difficult at times.
You may just find a lot of people believe in you.
Weirdos excels.
A light examination of difference that generates contentment and disappointment while gingerly transitioning from one scene to the next.
I didn't understand why Kit's mother (Molly Parker) received such harsh treatment though.
Artists criticizing artists for lacking social graces always confuses me.
She doesn't understand children well nor the impacts of the statements she makes.
But toss her into a mental hospital? Again?
Odd.
There's probably something I'm missing about the character, but I still wonder if the amount of money French cultures spend promoting the arts and artists is directly proportional to that which English cultures spend promoting pharmaceutical drugs and psychiatric hospitals.
I'd like to research that theory.
Going to see a French artist perform on French turf is quite remarkable. They have personality and they're there to entertainingly share that personality while performing to an audience who isn't only there to see them play music.
The audience wants to hear what the artist has to say.
When you hear French people discuss artists in conversation they do so with a degree of respect that I rarely note in conversations regarding the arts with English people.
Not all English people.
Obviously this isn't a critical reflection that exhaustively examines shortcomings etcetera, but these are features I've noticed about French culture in conversation.
A criticism of artists in English realms I've often heard is, "why did they talk so much between songs?"
I never understood that point.
Just experiential observations.
Things I've noticed.
Tuesday, September 8, 2015
Borealis
Structurally speaking.
It follows Jonah (Jonas Chernick) as he attempts to pay off massive debts through gambling, making one $50,000 bet too many, winding up on the run from a seriously angry old friend.
What takes place in the film functions as a warning to would-be risk takers, although, due to its consistent focus on the regenerative potential of a lucrative lucky streak, it also glamorizes the stakes, albeit in a downtrodden fashion.
Thus it appeals to card players and those who prefer board games alike.
J'aime les deux.
It tries to introduce the bizarre, a quaintly quizzical quandary, as a small vegetarian dog is offered an entire large raw steak on a golf course, logic unfortunately minimizing its impact, since the time it would take to eat the steak would more than likely disrupt the flow of their game.
The script viciously acknowledges this incoherency moments later.
I think a closer study of Twin Peaks is in order.
Jonah's daughter (Joey King as Aurora) is going blind and he convinces her to take a road trip with him (the getaway [she doesn't know she's going blind at this point]) to Churchill, Manitoba, to see the Northern Lights before she loses her sight, and even if arguments abound throughout their journey, their eventual coming together fuels the film's reckless fervour.
It's tough to bond with Jonah.
He is a huge screw-up, and I had trouble generating sympathy.
But the script does excel at slowly delivering personal historical details from his life which do in fact help to eventually generate sympathy, and reminded me not to jump to hasty conclusions.
The ending (spoilers) best describes my thoughts about the film.
After coming to terms with Jonah's creditors, Jonah and Aurora sit on Churchill's rocky shore, relieved about their reversal of fortune.
Jonah must have been freezing since he had recently been tied up and launched into the water, but, whatevs.
The Northern Lights suddenly appear and Jonah points them out.
It's cheesy that they suddenly appear, but then we discover that Aurora has gone blind and can't see them, which grates the maudlin slab.
Highs and lows, sinuous switchboards.
Liked the hitchhiking roadside imbroglio.
And the shots of rural Manitoba.
Almost went to Churchill once you know.
Way back when.
Tuesday, August 11, 2015
Paper Towns
Chaotic casserole.
Quentin (Nat Wolff) has been in love with the free-spirited Margo (Cara Delevingne) since childhood, when they were close, and although their paths no longer frequently cross, she shows up at his window one night enlisting aid, to humiliate those who have unjustly wronged her.
Vengeance.
Competing ontological truths.
She disappears shortly thereafter, leaving behind a set of clues, clues which Quentin and his friends follow, in a salute to surefire Summertime spontaneity.
Can the wild and the timid synthesize their dialectic as one?
Or will alternative pressures crush their holiest of unions?
Paper Towns is alright.
Somewhat tame, but that fits with its bourgeois aesthetic.
But is the pursuit of high grades and professional success indeed tame?
Turning such pursuits into a riveting film is tough to do without seeming tame, but the rigour and dedication one has to apply to their life, the sacrifices they have to make, their tenacious time management, necessitates a factual fortitude, often not possessed by the purely tame.
To pass those tests achieving high scores demands strict obedience, to be sure, but without a resounding will to live, to succeed, predicated upon expansive desire, untethered in its imagination, such goals seem fleeting at best.
The hunger for knowledge.
Information hunger.
Boldness is a must.
The unacknowledged thrust of true stoicism.
Which also reserves time to relax throughout the week.
There's a wedgie coming on.
Friday, July 18, 2014
Tammy
Lessons learned.
Hold-ups congenialized.
Hydrosonic viking burials.
The modest and the mouthpiece.
Fashionably fermenting a fetching frisky fawn, mobilizing jail-time while standardizing the getaway, Tammy transitions both its tempers and its testaments, to lampoon highs in earnest, while pinpointing the pressures, of barometric bonds.
Co-written by McCarthy (also written by director Ben Falcone), I think she can do better.
It's alright, but a long way from Anchorman 2.
I was searching for a feel-good slightly raunchy twirl-a-whirl summertime swing, and Tammy synchronously delivered.
That's what it did.
Was thinking of my favourite films of Summer earlier that day and The Great Outdoors popped into my head, which fit well.
Thought more could have been done with Gary Cole.
Another Brady Bunch sequel?
Written by Ms. McCarthy?
There's got to be a market for another Brady Bunch film.
From the White House, to Alaska.
Or, Kansas.
Down on the farm.
Wednesday, July 16, 2014
Ida
They're related.
One is about to take her vows.
The other struggles with her political legacy.
The younger seeks to discover the whereabouts of her dead parents, killed during World War II, her aunt is able to assist, they set out to interrogate 20th century Polish history, stylizing their familial cross-section, with upbeat moving jazzy consolidations.
Existentializing the saxophone.
As blunt, bellicose, and bitchin' as it is chaste and resigned, Pawel Pawlikowski's Ida solemnly soars through perceptible heights, contemporary fusions stern and frolicked, olives, rye bread, beemsters, or a fast with a glass of Soplica.
Unassailable friction diffused in check.
Begets temptation.
An hourglass.
For a crucible's chime.
Perfect companion piece for Robert Bresson's Diary of a Country Priest.